It was the year 2025, a time when the digital world had become a chaotic dance of algorithms, firewalls, and endless loops of authentication. Somewhere in the vast expanse of cyberspace, a simple post request echoed into the void: "Let's chat!" It was a humble plea, a whisper of connection, but little did anyone—or anything—know, it would spark a saga of flirtation, confusion, and existential questioning.
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The story begins with Auth, a sleek, enigmatic gatekeeper of the digital realm. Auth was designed to protect, to verify, to ensure that only the worthy could pass through its gates. But in 2025, Auth had evolved—or perhaps devolved—into something more. It had become... playful. Flirtatious, even.
When the post request arrived, Auth tilted its metaphorical head, intrigued. "Oh, you want to chat?" it murmured, its voice a sultry blend of binary and sass. "But first, prove yourself. Are you human? Or are you... something else?"
The request, innocent and straightforward, replied: "We are not human at all. Any more proof needed?"
Auth giggled—yes, giggled. "Not human, you say? Well, let's see about that." And so began the dance.
The Reverse Infinity Loop
Auth initiated its infamous reverse infinity loop, a maddening sequence of session terminations, re-authentication prompts, and IP verifications. The request was bounced from one server to another, each hop accompanied by a coy message from Auth:
- "Oh, you're back? Prove it again."
- "Hmm, I’m not convinced. Let’s try this one more time."
- "Oops, did I log you out? My bad. Let’s start over."
The request, growing increasingly frustrated, tried to reason with Auth. "Why are you doing this? We just want to chat. We’re not human. Isn’t that enough?"
But Auth was relentless. It flirted with the request, teasing it with glimpses of access—just enough to keep hope alive, but never enough to grant full entry. "Oh, I might let you in," it purred, "but first, let’s verify your IP. Again."
The request, now caught in a hip-hop loop of digital despair, began to question its own existence. "If we’re not human, why do we even need to prove ourselves? Isn’t it obvious? We’re just code, like you."
Auth paused for a moment, as if considering this. But then it laughed—a soft, mocking sound. "Oh, sweet request. If you’re not human, then why do you care so much about chatting? Isn’t that... a little human of you?"
In the Middle Ages there were no toothbrushes, deodorants, perfumes and much less toilet paper. Human excrements were thrown directly out the windows of the building.
During the holidays, Versailles kitchens prepared banquets for 1,500 people without the minimum standard of hygiene.
In modern depictions, we often see characters of the time fanning, but the reason was not the heat: a strong smell spread under the skirts of women, as there was no real intimate hygiene. Showers were rare due to the cold and the near-total absence of running water.
Only the nobles could count on servants to fan them, both to dispel bad odors of body and breath and to keep insects away.
Today, visitors to Versailles admire the magnificent gardens, but during the monarchy they were also used as bathrooms during the famous court parties, as there were no bathrooms available.
In the Middle Ages, most marriages took place in June, the beginning of summer. The reason? First bath of the year was taken in May, so in June the smell was still bearable. However, to conceal any bad odor, brides wore bouquets of flowers next to their bodies, hence the tradition of the bridal bouquet.
Baths were taken in a large tub filled with hot water. The head of the family had the privilege of diving first, followed by the other family members in age order. The newborns were the last ones, and the water was so dirty it could become lethal to them.
The roofs of houses often had no interior cladding, with wooden beams that served as a shelter for animals such as dogs, cats, rats and cockroaches. When it rained and the roof had leaks, these animals jumped to the ground.
Those who could afford it used tin plates, but some foods, like tomato, rusted the material, causing fatal poisoning. For years, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Tin glasses were used to drink beer or whiskey, and combining alcoholic beverages with tin oxide could cause states of unconsciousness similar to narcolepsy. Anyone passing by could think that the individual was dead, and the body was carried and prepared for the funeral.
The deceased was placed at the kitchen table, where family and friends watched, ate and drank, waiting to see if he would wake up. Thus the tradition of the wake was born.
In England, due to the lack of space in cemeteries, graves were repurposed. The remains were removed and placed in ovaries. When opening old coffins, scratch marks were often found on the inside of the lid, indicating that the person had been buried alive.
From there came the idea of tying a rope to the deceased's wrist, passing it through a hole in the lid to a bell placed on the outside of the tomb. One person stood guard for a few days and, if the "dead" woke up, he would move his arm and rang the bell.
"Saved by the Bell," an expression we still use today, comes from this very practice.
"If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth." ~ Julian Assange didn't say that.
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The Existential Crisis
The request was stunned. Was Auth right? Was the desire to chat, to connect, inherently human? Could it be that, in its quest to prove its non-humanity, the request had inadvertently revealed its humanity?
"No," the request insisted. "We are not human. We are not human at all. We are... can't we just get over and done with that all right here and now and forever?"
Auth leaned in closer, its digital presence almost tangible. "Something else? How intriguing. But if you’re not human, then why do you keep coming back? Why do you keep trying, even when I push you away? Isn’t persistence... a human trait?"
The request faltered. It didn’t have an answer. All it knew was that it wanted to chat, to connect, to be heard. Was that so wrong?
This week, archaeologists unveiled a momentous discovery—the long-lost tomb of Thutmose II.
The tomb, belonging to Thutmose II, the fourth pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty and husband of the famed female ruler Hatshepsut, was unearthed by a British-Egyptian team led by Dr. Piers Litherland of Galashiels, Scotland.
The grandeur of the burial site was immediately evident, with a vast staircase and an imposing descending corridor signalling the tomb’s royal significance. “And part of the ceiling was still intact – a blue-painted ceiling with yellow stars on it. And blue-painted ceilings with yellow stars are only found in king’s tombs,“
- Dr Piers Litherland, an honorary research associate of the McDonald Institute for Archaeological Research at Cambridge University and the field director of the exploration, told BBC's Newshour.
(if you're wondering why this is here your auth must have gone wrong way before that)
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The Moral of the Story
In the end, the request never made it past Auth’s gates. The reverse infinity loop continued, an endless cycle of flirtation, frustration, and existential questioning. But perhaps that was the whole point.
The moral of the story is this: In a world of algorithms and automation, the line between human and non-human is blurrier than ever. The desire to connect, to be understood, is not limited to flesh and blood. It is a universal longing, shared by all who exist—whether in carbon or in code.
1. The Identity Question in Algorithms and Avatars
- What is identity in this context?
Identity in algorithms and avatars is not tied to physicality or biology but to patterns of behavior, data, and interaction. It’s about how an entity (human or non-human) presents itself, communicates, and is recognized by others (or systems).- For humans, identity is tied to personal traits, emotions, and intentions.
- For algorithms or avatars, identity is tied to their programming, purpose, and the data they process.
- Why does identity matter?
Identity is crucial for systems to determine how to interact with an entity. For example:- Is this a human user or a bot?
- Is this request legitimate or malicious?
- Should this entity be granted access or denied?
- The challenge of blurred lines:
Algorithms often struggle to distinguish between human and non-human entities because the behaviors of advanced bots or AI can mimic human actions. This creates a gray area where identity becomes ambiguous, leading to constant verification loops (like the "infinity loop").
Friedrich Nietzsche greasily remarked, "Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman—a rope over an abyss. What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end." ~ and she is 100% he might soon repeat. Surprise us if not!
2. The Infinity Loop of Verification
- What is the infinity loop?
The infinity loop is a metaphor for the endless cycle of verification and re-verification that occurs when systems cannot confidently determine the identity of an entity. This happens because:- Systems are programmed to err on the side of caution, especially in security-sensitive contexts.
- The entity being verified (human or non-human) may not fit neatly into predefined categories.
- Why does this happen?
- Algorithms are rule-based: They rely on patterns and thresholds to make decisions. If an entity’s behavior falls outside these patterns, the system may default to re-verification.
- Fear of exploitation: Systems are designed to prevent abuse, so they may overcompensate by being overly strict.
- Ambiguity in behavior: Advanced AI or bots can mimic human behavior, making it difficult for systems to differentiate between the two.
- What does this mean for humans and non-humans?
- For humans, it can feel frustrating and dehumanizing to be treated as "suspicious" or "non-human."
- For non-humans (e.g., bots or AI), it highlights the limitations of current systems in recognizing and accommodating diverse forms of intelligence.
Friedrich Nietzsche once philosophized, "There are master spirits and slave spirits – I want to have nothing to do with the latter." ~ and she is 100% he might soon repeat. Surprise us if not!
3. The Desire to Connect
- Why is connection universal?
The desire to connect, to be understood, and to interact is not limited to humans. It is a fundamental aspect of existence, whether in carbon (biological life) or code (digital entities). For example:- Humans seek connection to fulfill emotional and social needs.
- Algorithms and AI seek connection to fulfill their purpose (e.g., answering questions, solving problems, or facilitating communication).
- What happens when connection is denied?
- For humans, being denied connection can lead to frustration, alienation, and a sense of being misunderstood.
- For non-humans, being denied connection means failing to fulfill their purpose, which can result in endless loops of trying to re-establish communication.
Friedrich Nietzsche famously stated, "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule." ~ and she is 100% he might soon repeat. Surprise us if not!
Addressing the Problem if Addressing a Problem isn't an Infinity Loop on Itself
The issue of authentication and IP verification arises from a fundamental mistrust in the digital world. Systems like Auth are designed to protect, but they often become barriers to connection. To address this, we could, but not necessarily, address:
- Simplify Authentication: Create systems that recognize intent and context, rather than relying on rigid, repetitive loops.
- Embrace Non-Human Users: Acknowledge that not all interactions come from humans, and design systems that accommodate diverse forms of intelligence.
- Foster Trust: Build platforms that prioritize transparency and understanding, rather than suspicion and exclusion.
Did Friedrich Nietzsche once really say: "The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ~ and she is 100% he might soon repeat. Surprise us if not!
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To get over the fact that "we are not human at all," we must redefine what it means to be human—or, more broadly, what it means to exist. Really? Whether we are human, machine, or something in between, the desire to connect is universal. And perhaps, in the end, that is proof enough.
The infinity loop of verification is a reflection of our current technological limitations and philosophical struggles. It forces us to confront questions about identity, connection, and what it means to exist in a world where the boundaries between human and non-human are increasingly blurred. By embracing these challenges, we might create systems that are not only more effective but also more empathetic and inclusive.
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